YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
anyone would buy less than one 20 lb.
bag of rice.
YOU WOULD SERVE SPAM as a
meat for dinner.
YOU HAVE SAID "Wot, owe you
money?"
YOU GIVE DIRECTIONS using the
words "mauka" and "makai".
SOMEONE SAYS THE WORD "uku"
and your head starts itching.
WHEN GIVING "SHAKA" the back
of your hand is facing out.
YOU SAY "BRAH" not "bro".
IT'S 70 DEGREES and you stay
freezing.
THE SURF REPORT is in your
favorites on your cell phone.
YOU KNOW PINEAPPLES don't
grow on trees.
YOU EAT musubi for breakfast.
YOU NEVAH WEAR SHOES in da
house.
WHEN YOU GO BATHROOM you
say, "I go shi shi".
THE GOVERNOR is your cousin's
cousin.
U know u
ONE LOCAL IF...
Locals only
honk their
horns for
emergencies
Humor & Reality
HAWAIIAN STYLE
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DINING
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