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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY anyone would buy less than one 20 lb. bag of rice. YOU WOULD SERVE SPAM as a meat for dinner. YOU HAVE SAID "Wot, owe you money?" YOU GIVE DIRECTIONS using the words "mauka" and "makai". SOMEONE SAYS THE WORD "uku" and your head starts itching. WHEN GIVING "SHAKA" the back of your hand is facing out. YOU SAY "BRAH" not "bro". IT'S 70 DEGREES and you stay freezing. THE SURF REPORT is in your favorites on your cell phone. YOU KNOW PINEAPPLES don't grow on trees. YOU EAT musubi for breakfast. YOU NEVAH WEAR SHOES in da house. WHEN YOU GO BATHROOM you say, "I go shi shi". THE GOVERNOR is your cousin's cousin. U know u ONE LOCAL IF... Locals only honk their horns for emergencies Humor & Reality HAWAIIAN STYLE 81 DINING >> Maui Magazine • MauiMagazines.pub

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